Noor Hindi

Where Did My Hymen Go? & Other Google Searches

11:59pm: Where is my hymen located

-         The stem of a broccoli
-         The front pocket of a wallet
-         Inside a sock
-         A box of cheerios

12:02am: WHERE DID MY HYMEN GO

                                It left on a broom / it’s YELLING at ThE PaTRIARchy! /
hello / halo / hazy / horny / hmmmm ???

12:07am: How to give a good blow job

                       [         ORAL SEX TIPS FROM AN EXPERT        ]

12:10am: Are blow jobs a required task!?

                                         My boyfriend’s junk was             /
The president grabs women by the —
undress / compress / protest / pray

12:16am: Is a penis the size of a BANANA
12:17am: Is a penis the size of a CUCUMBER
12:19am: Is a penis the size of a [        16 HARD FACTS ABOUT PENIS SIZE      ]

12:25am: What happens if you don’t like dick

                      *** 72 void default_idle(void ); EXPORT_SYMBAL) <> ***

12:32am: Is my hymen LOST 

1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10
REadY or NoT hEre I cOmE!!!!!!
YOU’RE IT.

12:46am: Why is there so much violence against women?

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Poem In Which My Mother Tells Me Not To Do A Pap Smear Because It Might Tear My Nonexistent Hymen

And I’m like . . . what about cancer . . .?
And she’s like . . . but your hymen?
And I say . . . but what about death??
And she says . . . but the patriarchy . . .?!
And I’m like . . . yeah yeah, the patriarchy!
And she’s like . . . yes yes. Death.